You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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