remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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