...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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