He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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