i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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