Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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