It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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