i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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