I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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