Kiss
Puke
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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