It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
True strength comes from lack of pants
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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