Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I want to be your penis for a week.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Randomize