Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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