So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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