"it" just moved
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I cut my penus on the lid.
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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