that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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