Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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