YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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