Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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