u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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