I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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