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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(585): View more from New York

Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.

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(682): View more from Texas

There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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(951): View more from California

I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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(410): View more from Maryland

It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.

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