I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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