Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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