That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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