he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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