idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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