I just pynch a tree in the face
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just had sex on a roof
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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