**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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