he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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