Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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