i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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