It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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