i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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