You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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