I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
