ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Apparently you make a good broom.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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