At least make sure they are 18
Why
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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