Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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