I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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