Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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