i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Are we still banned from the library?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
