He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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