haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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