okay pat passed out under dana's car
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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