Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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