Your tits are I can't wait for
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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