Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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