She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Shame is for Republicans.
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