So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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