shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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