It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
