so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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