Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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