my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
