You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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