I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
don't judge my taste in strippers
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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